AAARRRRGGG!!<------That's my pirate ego speaking up, and she's (YES she!!!) is EXTREMELY vexed!! Actually I feel more like laughing like a loon, just yelping to the sky, and asking why I have to imitate art?!?! Ok, here's what happened.....I can't believe I'm telling you people this but here it goes....(takes a deep breath).....my kitchen chair just bent itself to the floor underneath me! Yep! that's right, I'm sitting there, minding my own business and then "POOF" I'm on the floor on my b...